So this morning, I went to toast my usual healthy breakfast-- blueberry cream cheese bread-- and was embarrassed in the kitchen when two of my co-workers rolled up with their breakfasts-- one piece of whole wheat bread, each. The thing is, I really love this blueberry bread, but it's totally on-my-way-to-fat-camp bread. It literally has the cream cheese baked into it, so I toast it and instead of just leaving it as it is, I slather honey butter on it. And I have two pieces. They're thick pieces, too.
Doesn't it look good? What's even funnier is that I also had an orange, so I ate that too, but it dripped all over my jeans and my shirt, so I really look like a fat slob. I fit in perfectly here in cosmetic world. I'm the only person who looks like she's going camping every single day instead of looking like I'm going to a successful beauty company.
Okay. So thank God I didn't bring any lunch today. I just ate enough carbs and fat to keep me in hibernation mode until January 08. My co-worker brought me a Larabar today. It's banana cookie flavored. Maybe I'll eat that for lunch. Did that guy Derek respond to your Internet message?
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