Gurl, Fuck That Job.

Oh My God. I'm so over this place today. Again.

The Big Boss just called me and Coop in to bitch about the fact that he's having a hard time reading the text in one of our tiny, 3x4 inch ads. He wants 1000 things crammed into this tiny space, and he wants it to look professional and artistic, but then he continues to bitch if we throw an effect on any text so it doesn't look all flat and like we just threw it on there. Maybe he needs to accept the fact that he is getting much older and his eyes can't see tiny little details when they have to be forced into a small space. I think maybe he was just mad because it was his name that he was having a hard time reading.

ARGH.

Anyway...haha, I got my Sensible Foods snacks and you didn't. I wonder what the hold up is on your shipment. I was just bitching to myself earlier about the fact that I needed to go to Trader Joe's and buy more snacks. Now I can sit here chained to my desk and never have to leave. I'm falling right into your plan, porn people.

Oh, get this. We have a new movie coming out soon and we just got the poster in for it. Coop used a picture I shot for the poster and box cover because the Big Boss LOVED it. (Hello, it was a layout I was told to shoot however I wanted because it will "never get used for anything because the model is not usable for any magazine." And now it's a box cover and they loved my style, even though I always get bitched at for being too "arty" and not porn enough. Bite it, bitches.) So anyway, I showed the poster to one of the stars of the film yesterday and he was super-excited and kept saying how he loved the photo. I explained to him that The Boss (not the Big Boss) was really pissed that my photo was being used instead of his and had even fought with Coop over it. So the star comes into the studio this morning, holding up the poster in front of him, and he goes, all loud in front of The Boss, "Buck, this poster is awesome! That picture is soooo amazing and it's totally going to sell this movie. The picture is just FANTASTIC! I'm so glad that picture was used! Awesome."

Bwahahahahaha!