Guess what I ate today? And what I'm going to make tomorrow for dinner? Vegetarian Vietnamese vermicelli noodles! I had to have them after I saw you having them, so I got online and got the recipe for nuoc cham (the sauce that goes with all things Vietnamese) and also for the noodle dish. Easy breezy. I love Asian markets because we went to one today, and they are SO much cheaper than your average American grocery store. I think I may have to go on a strict Vietnamese diet. I look at what is offered as their daily diet, and realize that it consists primarily of fresh herbs, rice noodles, and nuoc cham!! Sold.
When I perfect it, I'm going to make it for you. Then you can pay me $6 when I make it for you. I make for you.
So we went to the Asian grocery that a Chinese bakery in it, so we invested $.99 in some hot dogs rolled up in Chinese buns. I know it sounds gross, but it's the best thing that Chinese bakeries make, aside from their fruit cakes. The bread is different in Chinese bakeries. They're sweet. And oh-so yummy.
I totally think you're lactose intolerant rather than celiac. Seriously. The pizza has a ton of cheese, and that'll fuck someone up in a minute, especially if you don't eat dairy often. I hate dairy. Except for Ben and Jerry's Creme Brulee ice cream. OMG. So good.
But I do feel bad for you that you feel sick. I hope it passes today. It's especially pretty outside.
So yes. I love the gays. Especially the ones you hate. The thing is, I think straight women find the queeny ones really entertaining. There are some uppity homosexuals who work with me. The ones I like are the gays in the Merchandising department. The ones who are higher ups are kind of stand-offish. Speaking of gays, I think you need to submit me to Tim Gunn's Guide to Style. Can you do that for me? My ass needs a new wardrobe, and the fatter I get, the tighter these tank tops look against my stomach. Consider it.
I'm about ready to take a nap now. It's about that time. And of course, one hour into my long ass nap, you'll call me and wake me up and apologize for calling and waking me during one of my many naps on a lazy Saturday afternoon. OOOH! You have friends visiting this weekend. Hope you guys are having the pretty weather that's happening on my side of the ocean.
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