Tuesday, September 25, 2007

I was thinking the same thing

How about a byline of "Lipstick, Dildos, and Two Friends Who are Fucking Fat-asses"?

Or, "Guys' Dicks, Girls' Lips, and What We Do With Them"?

Or, "Two Friends Who Like to Complain About Being Gluten-Intolerant When Really They Just Can't Stop Eating Crap All The Time and That's Why Their Stomachs Hurt"?

Hello, my doctor never called me back. I KNOW there is something wrong with me. Why are they denying me information? My doctor used to be so good.

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