Where are my Fruit Snacks?

I wish I was just getting into work. I also wish that I could just post an image up here to show you just what I'm working on. People who know me will be shocked that I could possibly be writing such fluff. And speaking of fluff, where the fuck are my Dried Fruit Crunchies? Normally when I order from amazon, they send the stuff within a day or two. When I ordered my gluten-free cookies, they were all here in a couple of days. I might go to Walgreens again if I get desperate today to look in the window to see if they have it.

Today I'm feeling really tired so I'm listening to Diane Krall and my eyes are closing as my typing. I decided not to share my music selection with everyone surrounding me on my ipod dock because one time they laughed when I left my desk and "The Best of They Might be Giants" started playing.

So I totally have the same problem when people can't understand a gluten intolerance. I'll be drinking some water and inevitably, someone will come up to me, look in the cup, and ask me if I should be drinking it. Or, the thing that happened when I had to work over that weekend was that they were concerned about what to buy me for breakfast. Eggs. Bacon. Fresh fruit. All of the above are acceptable. It was such an ordeal, in fact, that they brought me nothing. Except for three Twizzlers.

Speaking of gluten, I just ate a full-on glutenous lunch. A big ass Vietnamese sandwich. On an equally big ass slice of french bread. It was so good. The only thing that killed me was the fact that they put in the stems of cilantro, so I kept taking bites of the sandwich and then choking on the stems. I'd pull them out of my mouth and they would just keep coming out because they were so long. Disgusting. But now I feel the way I always feel after eating gluten. Bloated, tired, and my back hurts. Isn't that a strange symptom? I was reading about the symptoms of celiac this weekend, and it's so funny. And gross. I won't list the symptoms here, but if you read the link, you'll laugh (and puke) like I did.

I do believe it's time for a manicure. I'll be back in a few.