Doomsday.

Today is the day. But before I start to tell you more about how awful I'm feeling, I have to answer the important question: Yes. you can use the secret aloe-based product on your face. It's great for sunburn, and safe for the face and the body. You'll love it. If you need more, let me know. I'll hook you up.

You know, all morning I've been avoiding the person who offered me that job, and of course, right when I'm in the bathroom, guess who comes in? Seriously. It's such a pain in the ass-- I'm waiting for lunch to discuss this thing with the HR person, and then later I had planned to go and talk to the hiring manager about my decision.

I am so nervous, even though I really shouldn't be. I'm glad you're alive and that your shoot went well yesterday. I noticed that it was really sunny-- and hoped it was in your area, too.

Today is Columbus Day. Why are we at work again?