I Forgot To Mention...

Because he was a murderer. Columbus was evil and we must not celebrate him, Amy. He was not down with the brown.

So I totally forgot to mention my diet yesterday. I didn't eat. All day. I was running around in the hot sun for like 9 hours with no food. I did have a root beer and two Sunny D and ginger ale combos. That shit was good. But no food. So when I got home at 7, I decided that I was starving and I had to eat food by the bucket-full. So I said to myself, "Fuck all this gluten madness! Order a goddamn pizza!" And that's exactly what I did. I ordered a 16-inch Hawaiian pizza and don't you know I ate TEN pieces of it. I ate until I almost threw up. From fullness, not from gluten-ness. I was a little nauseous when i went to bed, but it was nothing major. Shouldn't I have been feeling about to die if I do, in fact, have a gluten or dairy intolerance? Hmph.

Oh, and this morning I had a bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit from the "health food" store because I still didn't care about gluten issues. And I don't feel close to death. Yet. Watch it catch up to me tomorrow and I just go into a coma or something.