I'm sorry, but this is so funny.

So I saw this headline today at msnbc.com: "Abdul says she’s straight up ready for a baby--‘American Idol’ judge reveals she’d like a tot within the next 2 years"

How fucking funny is that headline? I laughed out loud in my chair. And I just got done with lunch. I meant to tell you that I got my fruit snacks yesterday, so I put half of them in that box/bag combo you gave me last time, and whenever I see you next, I'll do the hand over. I haven't heard from you yet today, so you are either handcuffed to the kitchen table, or in production. Or you've quit.

I've been working on my training sheets again this morning. It gets more and more embarrassing each time I create one. That's all for now. I went down to the reception area earlier and there were about 400 people lined up for interviews. I swear. We hire like crazy, but then we break all of the ethical rules for employing people. Here, if you don't look or dress the part, you don't get hired. It's really true. Anyway. Let me know that you're alive. I don't like not hearing from you all morning!