You're right. I laughed.

I just laughed out loud because I thought you were kidding. How come you didn't ask me to come to your office? How funny would it have been to be eating lunch at the kitchen table together?

I just got out of the most unproductive meeting in the world. We had all the higher ups in there, with this huge agenda. We got to #1 on the agenda, and talked it to death for an hour. And now the meeting is over. I have to go and walk to the mailbox downstairs to mail some bills in a minute, but I had to share. I get all prepared for these meetings, and they end up being stupid. I didn't say one word during the entire meeting, either.

Shit. Gotta run. Time to go home!